Mike gave me the idea of using a "this page is printer-friendly" link in the footer. Thanks, Mike!
My pages now feature randomly generated quotes. (The quotes are real enough, it's the order they appear in that's random.) Refresh this page or go to another one, and it should feature a different quote. I currently have 42 quotes, and adding new ones is a breeze. I also slightly reorganized the internal structure of the site. Nothing visible, but it'll make life easier for me.
My father bought a new stereo, so I'm getting to use the old (but still better than my headphones) one. Whooo!