Construction

All of these pages are made from scratch in Visual Studio Code. On the front-end, I use

  • HTML for structuring the content semantically;
  • CSS for styling the content;
  • CSS Media Queries to style the pages differently (and more appropriately) depending on the type of viewing device (larger monitors, tablets, and mobile phones);
  • and some light JavaScript for progressive enhancement (everything works without JavaScript).

On the back-end, I use

  • PHP to do a lot of the heavy lifting on dynamic pages before they're being served, in addition to a bunch of custom-made scripts to automate and simplify maintainence;
  • and MySQL as a database system in local development, and MariaDB in production.

Almost all images on these pages are in the wonderful PNG image format, except for images that are better suited in JPG (mostly for the Library page).

Conformance

  • All my web pages (should, and most likely do) conform to W3C's HTML 5.2 specification. You can use the link at the bottom of each page to run the respective page through the W3C MarkUp Validation Service.
  • The external CSS files I use (should, and most likely do) conform to the specifications. See the CSS Validator.

CSS signature

My site makes use of so-called CSS signatures. On the <body> start-tag of every page is id="hermiene-net". You can use this in combination with contextual selectors to restyle my entire site as you please.

Say you don't like the font I use. Change it!

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  font-family: "comic sans ms";
}

Does the footer annoy you? Remove it!

#hermiene-net #footer {
  display: none;
}

Favicon

The favicon, a black circle with three smaller cirles embedded within (two white with another black embedded within the largest of the white ones), is the insignia of the Sjet kiith, a fictional political unit in the Homeworld computer game series. (An 816 x 816 PNG version is found here.) I chose their insignia as the favicon for my site because I adore their history of science and pascifism.

Best viewed with

This site is theoretically best viewed with any user agent, on any operating system, running any thinkable resolution. This is because this site is designed using HTML for describing structure, and CSS for describing presentation. The way it should be done.

That said, there are some browsers I do recommend, and those are Google Chrome, Opera, and Mozilla Firefox. Unlike Internet Explorer, these browsers render pages in a much more standard-compliant way.

Random quotes

At the top of every page is a randomly generated quote. There are currently 369 quotes. They are sorted more or less by category:

Video games

Give me an analysis, Joey...

Beneath a Steel Sky, Foster

You saw the blades; what did you think was gonna happen?

BloodRayne 2, Rayne

How many are there in you? Whose hopes and dreams do you encompass?

Half-Life 2, Vortigaunt

Gallum galla gilla ma.

Half-Life 2, Vortigaunt

Far distant eyes look out through yours.

Half-Life 2, Vortigaunt

Names are for friends, so I don't need one.

Hitman: Blood Money, Agent 47

All that moves is easily heard in the void.

Homeworld, The Bentusi

Somewhere in the heavens... they are waiting.

Marathon

They're everywhere!

Marathon

We're two friends who haven't seen each other since college. Remember that time so-and-so did that thing? Haha!

Mass Effect, Gianna Parasini

Tell me what I want or I'll blast your virtual ass into actual dust!

Mass Effect, Krogan warrior

Oh, I'm just too good for my own bad self. Hello, Earth. Who's your daddy? Why, yes, I am.

MDK2, Scwang Scwing

When aren't they heavily armed?

Ratchet & Clank: Tools of Destruction, Ratchet

That's the TriOptimum way!

System Shock 2, Protocol Droid

Death by irony is always painful.

Tomb Raider: Legend, Lara Croft

From somewhere, a transmission...

Cave Story

Ooh, that thing has numbers on it.

Portal

A crowbar. Hit someone or something with it. Repeat.

Deus Ex, description for crowbar

A little hard work never killed anyone important.

Oddworld: Abe's Oddysee, LCD poster

Don't play with your food, unless it plays with you first.

Oddworld: Abe's Oddysee, LCD poster

May the road rise to meet your feet, Mr. Member.

Commander Keen: Secret of the Oracle, Keen

Wanted: Bullet catchers and grenade testers. Apply in person to General Dripik. Qualified recruits only.

Oddworld: Abe's Exoddus, LCD poster

I am Quater. Read my words, and be my friend.

The Neverhood, first words of the preamble to the Neverhood Chronicles

PRIORITY OVER-RIDE. NEW BEHAVIOR DICTATED. MUST BREAK TARGET INTO COMPONENT MATERIALS.

Ur-Quan Masters, Slylandro probe

If fate frowns, we all perish.

Penumbra: Overture

With my brains and your brawn we'll make an excellent team!

Half-Life, scientist's reply when asked to follow you

Literature might call them ghosts. I call them self-hypnotic defects in the R-grade unit.

System Shock 2, Dr. Janice Polito

Look at you, Hacker… A pathetic creature of meat and bone. Panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?

System Shock 2, SHODAN

What is a drop of rain compared to the storm? What is a thought compared to a mind?

System Shock 2, The Many

Defenestrated during the Night of Flung Shutters.

Dishonored, plaque in High Overseer's palace

Hidden so deep in veils of deceit, imprisoned in twisting spells. / Are we the plaything of fiends, or merely the dreams that we're telling ourselves, telling ourselves?

This elevator serves me alone. I have complete control over this entire level. With cameras as my eyes and nodes as my hands, I rule here, insect.

System Shock, SHODAN

Glory to the flesh. Glory to the mass.

System Shock 2, Xerxes

A thousand eyes look.

System Shock 2, Human/Annelid Hybrid

Keeper brethren — stand not against us lest you feel the sting of ignorance's barbs.

Thief: The Dark Project, on the map for Songs of the Caverns

When are they gonna bring me my dinner, that's what I want to know. When are they gonna bring me my dinner?

Thief: The Dark Project, Anonymous Guard

Cook — Remember to serve the ballerinas only a light supper the night of a performance, lest we have a repeat of little Catherine's unwelcome addition to Thursday night's show. Consider this your first and only warning.

Thief: The Dark Project, Mr. Cribs, Director of Music

Your arm's only physical when you're thinking about it.

Thief 1, Quotelist, Kate

There's a fine line between serenity and ennui.

Thief 1, Quotelist, Greg

ALARUS

Thief: The Dark Project, Down In The Bonehoard

EDINE

Thief: The Dark Project, Down In The Bonehoard

MARAD

Thief: The Dark Project, Down In The Bonehoard

Let thine arrow fly into mine crystal eye.

Thief 2: The Metal Age, plaque under a painting in Shipping... and Receiving

Builds your roofs of dead wood. Builds your walls of dead stone. Builds your dreams of dead thoughts.

Thief: The Dark Project, briefing for The Sword

Here lies the unhappy Brother Dale: buried here as a symbol of lessons not learned.

Thief: The Dark Project, Undercover, plaque in graveyard

Hadst I a hammer, wouldst I hammer in the morning. Wouldst I hammer in the evening, all over this land.

Thief: The Dark Project, Strange Bedfellows, book in library

To use thy chisel is to blunt its edge 'gainst the stone. To not use thy chisel is to waste its edge.

Thief: The Dark Project, Undercover, book in library

What is a tree but a tower that withers and dies? What is a pond but a cistern that stagnates and fills with muck? What is a patch of ground but a road which cracks and washes away?

Thief: The Dark Project, Undercover, book in library

The stone cannot know why the chisel cleaves it; the iron cannot know why the fire scorches it. When thy life is cleft and scorched, when death and despair leap at thee, beat not thy breast and curse thy evil fate, but thank the Builder for the trials that shape thee.

Thief: The Dark Project, Strange Bedfellows, briefing

In time of peril, breaketh glass.

Thief 2: The Metal Age, plaque above emergency supplies, Precious Cargo

With how hard my head's pounding, I think they opened my skull and crawled out of my nightmares.

Thief (reboot), random guard commenting on where he thinks the Abominations came from

There is nothing so promising as the opening of a book. There is nothing so final as its shutting.

Thief: Deadly Shadows, Keeper Scribe Lessons, Part 4

Holding a key, you may infer the existence of a lock. However, do not make the mistake of assuming that yours is the only key.

Thief: Deadly Shadows, loading screen for the level "Still Life with Blackjack", Handbook for Scribes

If a large bomb is allowed to detonate in the Engineering Section, the Marathon would be ^&2``~<Colloquialism Search Error #F9C>

Marathon, on clearing the level Bob-B-Q

Frog blast the vent core!

Marathon, simulacrum B.O.B.

A saved-game file takes about 20 Kbytes on disk, so be sure you've got room for it somewhere.

Scarab of Ra for the Macintosh

I am the Shotmaker! No one has ever escaped from here!

Metal Gear (1987), after which the protagonist promptly escapes.

This is Big Boss... A body armor? If you were a man you wouldn't need that! ...Over.

Metal Gear (1987), radio communication.

It seems you've come across an alien spacecraft. Now things are beginning to make sense. More later.

— Admiral Terence Jefferson, Maabus

The Well of Wishes awaits in the Crypt of Decay!

Quake, secret message in Nightmare level select

You realize all your life you have been coasting along as if in a dream. Suddenly, facing the trials of the last few days, you have come alive.

The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind, message upon reaching level 2.

It's all suddenly obvious to you. You just have to concentrate. All the energy and time you've wasted — it's a sin. But without the experience you've gained, taking risks, taking responsibility for failure, how could you have understood?

The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind, message upon reaching level 4.

The secret does seem to be hard work, yes, but it's also a kind of blind passion, an inspiration.

The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind, message upon reaching level 8.

You've been trying too hard, thinking too much. Relax. Trust your instincts. Just be yourself. Do the little things, and the big things take care of themselves.

The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind, message upon reaching level 16.

Our borders are determined by the range of our guns.

Mass Effect 2, Chief Scout on Tuchanka

Square root of 912.04 is 30.2... it all seemed harmless...

Mass Effect 2, David

You hear someone say, "TURIS-SCIENTIA-MAGNOPERE"

Ultima 1: The First Age of Darkness, Tower of Knowledge

I am sworn to carry your burdens.

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, Lydia

No lollygaggin'.

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, guards

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee...

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, guards

I'm not a man, I'm a weapon in human form. Just unsheathe me and point me at the enemy.

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, Hrongar

What is better? To be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, Paarthurnax

Reload: verb, 1. Something you do after your target is dead.

Borderlands, S&S Munitions

Feeding time is scheduled for noon every day, or whenever a zookeeper falls into a holding cell.

Borderlands 2, Experimentation Greeter

If you hear screaming coming from the research labs, stop listening so hard.

Borderlands 2, Experimentation Greeter

What's got you so riled up? A new tax on idiots?

Assassin's Creed: Origins, random guard

Be safe, friend. Don't you dare go Hollow.

Dark Souls, Laurentius of the Great Swamp

If you are afraid to eat something, don't eat it. If you ARE eating something, don't be afraid!

Borderlands 2: Tiny Tina's Assault on Dragon Keep, Spatula Khan

Oh my! There's a tiny boat in my tea cup!

The Manhole (1988, Mac OS)

Never take a life carelessly. It cheapens you, and diminishes you. Take life seriously, if taking life is your profession.

The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind, Advice from members of the Morag Tong

When confronted with a wizard, close the distance and hit 'im hard.

Movies

This is a place for crazy people. I'm not crazy.

12 Monkeys

I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.

2001, HAL

I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.

2001, HAL

Another helpful hint for living.

A Boy and His Dog, propaganda speaker

Why, Lord, did you encapsulate so transcendent a composer in the body of an asshole?

Amadeus, Antonio Salieri

I need a computer!

Johnny Mnemonic, Johnny

One is glad to be of service.

The Bicentennial Man, Andrew

I know Kung Fu.

The Matrix, Thomas A. Anderson

Zac Hobson, July 5th. One: there has been a malfunction in Project Flashlight with devastating results. Two: it seems I am the only person left on Earth.

The Quiet Earth

From the multiplication tables to calculus in less than an hour. It's like five years at Caltech in less than fifteen seconds!

Colossus: The Forbin Project

I'm an average nobody. I get to live the rest of my life like a schnook.

Goodfellas, spoken by Henry Hill

What if a man from the Upper Paleolithic survived until the present day?

The Man From Earth, John Oldman

Piety is not what the lessons bring to people, it's the mistakes they bring to the lessons.

The Man From Earth, John Oldman

Songs

The love the liveliest, the life the lovliest.

— Bob Crosby, "Way Back Home"

We don't like it when the city pigeons break wings. When the pigeons break wings, then we can't get down.

— Evil Nine - Crooked

Is this bass really strong enough?

— Pendulum - Slam

Make a joke and I will sigh and you will laugh and I will cry.

— Black Sabbath, "Paranoid"

How many years can a mountain exist before it is washed to the sea?

— Bob Dylan, "Blowin' in the Wind"

Everyone is guilty, though not everyone is bad.

— Hawkwind, "Festivals"

Just no place to run and hide. Time is right for quittin' time.

— Manfred Mann's Earth Band - Time Is Right

You don't have to know to understand, if you come from a faraway star. If you feel like a stranger in a strange land, that's probably who you are.

— Gong - Escape Control Delete

Man, man, your time is sand. Your ways are leaves upon the sea. / I am the eyes of Nostradamus; all your ways are known to me.

— Manfred Mann's Earth Band - Eyes of Nostradamus

One push of the button and a shot the world wide. / And you never ask questions when God's on your side

— Bob Dylan, "With God On Our Side"

Everything you know is wrong. Black is white, up is down and short is long.

So the world is spinning faster. Are you dizzy when you're stoned? Let the music be your master. Will you heed the master's call?

— Led Zeppelin, Houses of the Holy

Talk and song from tongues of lilting grace, whose sounds caress my ear. / But not a word I heard could I relate, the story was quite clear.

— Led Zeppelin, Kashmir

What will you do if the people you knew were the plastic that melted, and the chromium too?

— Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention, Who Are The Brain Police

So I'm watchin' and I'm waitin' / Hopin' for the best / Even think I'll go to prayin' / Every time I hear 'em sayin' / That there's no way to delay / That trouble comin' every day

— Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention, Trouble Every Day

Come on baby. (And she had no fear.) And she ran to him. (Then they started to fly.) They looked backward and said goodbye. (She had become like they are.) She had taken his hand.

— Blue Öyster Cult, "Don't Fear the Reaper"

I'm the voice inside your head you refuse to hear. / I'm the face that you have to face, mirrorin' your stare.

— Foo Fighters - The Pretender

My frozen toes are beginning to melt, I believe I'm catching a cold. / Got oil on my feathers and I can't fly, I gotta get back to your love.

— Manfred Mann's Earth Band - Circles

I'm a clown without a circus. There's no one to see my act. / I can laugh and sing and stand on my head. Nobody knows where I'm at.

— Manfred Mann's Earth Band - Circles

If you really wanna see inside your mind, / open every door you find.

— Gong - Pinkle Ponkle

Could you tell a wise man by the way he speaks or spells? / Is this more important than the stories that he tells?

— Manfred Mann Chapter Three - Mister You're A Better Man Than I

Could you condemn a man if your faith he doesn't hold? / Say the colour of his skin is the colour of his soul?

— Manfred Mann Chapter Three - Mister You're A Better Man Than I

The wheel is turning and you can't slow down. / You can't let go and you can't hold on. / You can't go back and you can't stand still. / If the thunder don't get you then the lightnin' will.

— Grateful Dead - The Wheel

Leave your armor behind. / Free your vulnerable mind.

— Oceanlab - I Am What I Am

You've got your own homegrown philosophy. / It works for you, but please don't try to make it work for me.

— Oceanlab - I Am What I Am

The bell that rings inside your mind / is challenging the doors of time.

— Queen - A Kind Of Magic

The fire's burned, the ashes spread / The lifted light hears all that's said / We are undead

— Hawkwind, "Virgin of the World"

The lulling drone of reassuring voices / Tunes to take away your choices / Make you slaves to fancy words and phrases / Until you're pushing up the daisies

— Hawkwind, "Coded Languages"

Ring the bells that still can ring / Forget your perfect offering / There is a crack, a crack in everything / That's how the light gets in

— Leonard Cohen - Anthem

Manuals (games)

Among the most dangerous of the denizens of the catacombs below our land is the Invisible Seeker. None have ever seen one of these horrific slayers, for they are—as their name implies—unseeable. Their presence is usually first detected when open wounds suddenly begin appearing on the body of a victim.

Ultima 1: The First Age of Darkness manual, description of Invisible Seeker

If it is to close your eyes that you seek, to become deaf to the truth, to dismiss the obvious — then you have succeeded most thoroughly.

Thief: Deadly Shadows manual, Excerpt from a letter to the Keeper Council, author unknown

All your character needs now is a name, and the only stipulation here is that the name be no longer than Rumpelstiltskin.

Ultima 2: The Revenge of the Enchantress manual

With the greater sophistication of a cosmopolitan atmosphere come the products of human innovation; the sword, the mail, and the tankard of ale.

Ultima 2: The Revenge of the Enchantress manual, description of towns

The Code is thy touchstone, for without it thou are but a speck of dust in the whirlwind of Chaos.

Ultima 4: Quest of the Avatar manual "The History of Britannia", Ethics of War

Azda Argos-Tesco!

Tomb Raider, design document ver. 1.3, spoken by Lara Cruz to open a door.

As you play Beneath a Steel Sky you are advised to save your game at regular intervals. That way, if you want to backtrack to a certain section and choose a different path, or if you have been careless enough to get Foster into a "negative existence situation", you need not play the whole game from the beginning.

Beneath a Steel Sky manual

Modification voids your warranty! Let me repeat that. Modification voids your warranty! So don't go wiring a night scope and a targeting laser and recognition grip onto your Sparq gun and then come complaining to me for a refund when you short out the power cell. Or melt your hand off. Chew on that, you hotshot hackerboys.

System Shock 2 manual (United Kingdom version), Fine print, Ray Woll's Rad Weapons

Tourists looking for more wicked forms of entertainment may wish to ask ValueRep representatives about "cannibalistic regrowth" and watch the reactions.

System Shock 2 manual (United Kingdom version), Introduction, ValueRep: an Allegory in Two Parts

I can pick up a weapon from a hundred yards away. Can you? I can light a man afire with my mind. Can you? I can blind men to my presence and walk among them unnoticed. Can you?

System Shock 2 manual (United Kingdom version), OSA Recruitment Materials

The grandson of the original Frankenstein, but in order to avoid publicity, Frank has chosen to change his name to Frank N. Stein, or just Frank.

Street Racer (1994) for the SNES, manual description for the character Frank

Manuals (other)

The Internet is filled with people trying to make a name for themselves by breaking your code, crashing your site, posting inappropriate content, and otherwise making your day interesting.

First, Karl had to download and install a package called pgf. Then it turns out that inside this package there is another package called TikZ, which is supposed to stand for "TikZ ist kein Zeichenprogramm". Karl finds this all a bit strange and TikZ seems to indicate that the package does not do what he needs.

Books

Words are uttered, but fail to enlighten.

— Aldous Huxley, Doors of Perception

Star X, spectral class G0, 4 planets plus debris.

— Isaac Asimov, View from a Height, By Jove!

INSUFFICIENT DATA FOR MEANINGFUL ANSWER

— Isaac Asimov, The Last Question

Dear Lord, forgive me the sin of arrogance, and Lord, by arrogance I mean the following...

— Leon Lederman, The God Particle, The theoretician's prayer

There is no obvious limit to human gullibility.

— Richard Dawkins, The Devil's Chaplain

If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer.

— Henry David Thoreau, Walden

There are a thousand hacking at the branches of evil to one who is striking at the root.

— Henry David Thoreau, Walden

Simplicity in operation—because the masses are not mechanics.

— Henry Ford, My Life and Work

There is a river in the ocean.

— Matthew Fontaine Maury, Physical Geography of the Seas and Its Meteorology

I have honestly endeavored not to laugh at the actions of men, nor to bemoan them, nor to abhor them, but to understand them.

— Baruch Spinoza, Tractatus Politicus

A half-read book is a half-finished love affair.

Cloud Atlas, Letters from Zedelghem

Sometimes the fluffy bunny of incredulity zooms round the bend so rapidly that the greyhound of language is left, agog, in the starting cage.

Cloud Atlas, The Ghastly Ordeal of Timothy Cavendish

The doors of heaven and hell are adjacent and identical.

— Nikos Kazantzakis, The Last Temptation of Christ

Are they gods? Or are they eaters of gods?

Imperial Earth, spoken by Karl Helmer

If all artists are abnormal, and all men are artists, we have an interesting syllogism...

Childhood's End, spoken by The Inspector

He must not try to understand — only to observe. Understanding would come later, or not at all.

Childhood's End, spoken by Jan Rodricks

Judge me by my deeds, though they are few, rather than my words, though they are many.

The City and the Stars, Khedron the Jester

DIASPAR WAS NOT ALWAYS THUS

The City and the Stars

It is lovely to watch the coloured shadows on the planets of eternal light.

The City and the Stars, The Master's last words

..- -. ... -.-. .-. . .--

A Fall of Moondust

The explosives experts had known their job, as is highly desirable that explosives experts should.

A Fall of Moondust

To the dumb question 'Why me?' the cosmos barely bothers to return the reply: Why not?

— Christopher Hitchens, Mortality

When I talk about myself, all sorts of other factors — values, standards, my own limitations — make me, the narrator, select and eliminate things about me, the narratee.

Sputnik Sweetheart

Understanding is but the sum of our misunderstandings.

Sputnik Sweetheart, Sumire

The dead escape death in heaven, and the living escape life in dreams.

— Kabe, Look to Windward

The soup of life is salty enough without adding tears to it.

— Spoken by Visquile quoting a Sysan saying, Look to Windward

What the two drank together, between Hilary Term and Michaelmas, might have floated a king's ship.

A Tale of Two Cities, Charles Dickens

We are going to die, and that makes us the lucky ones. Most people are never going to die because they are never going to be born.

— Richard Dawkins, Unweaving the Rainbow

Words are our servants, not our masters.

— Richard Dawkins, The Blind Watchmaker

Not all bits have equal value.

— Carl Sagan, Cosmos

If you wish to study a granfalloon, just remove the skin of a toy balloon.

— Kurt Vonnegut, Cat's Cradle

Tiger got to hunt, Bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, "Why, why, why?" Tiger got to sleep, Bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.

— Kurt Vonnegut, Cat's Cradle

We do, doodley do, doodley do, doodley do / what we must, muddily must, muddily must, muddily must. / Muddily do, muddily do, muddily do, muddily do / until we bust, bodily bust, bodily bust, bodily bust.

— Kurt Vonnegut, Cat's Cradle

Beware of had-I-wyst, whose fine brings care and smart.

Paradise of Dainty Devices, poem by S. Barnards

Thought in movement has for its only conceivable motive the attainment of belief, or thought at rest.

Varieties of Religious Experience

Hammer, anvil, forge and fire, chase away The Hoof'ed Liar. / Roof and doorway, block and beam, chase The Trickster from our dreams.

Thief: The Dark Project, Hammerite chant

Be prudent; oft the random jest recoils upon the jester's head.

Don Quixote

I one of all other without philosophy, / Have shaped for many a philosophical city.

Utopia, Thomas More

The pleasures of the mind lie in knowledge, and in that delight which the contemplation of truth carries with it.

Utopia, Thomas More

Ima trava okolo! I korenja okolo!

Dune, chanted by a Fremen

Survival is the ability to swim in strange water.

Dune, Bene Gesserit axiom

The hands move, the lips move—Ideas gush from his words, And his eyes devour! He is an island of Selfdom.

Dune, description from "A Manual of Muad'Dib" by the Princess Irulan

Any road followed precisely to its end leads precisely nowhere. Climb the mountain just a little bit to test that it's a mountain. From the top of the mountain, you cannot see the mountain.

Dune, Bene Gesserit proverb

Do you wrestle with dreams? Do you contend with shadows? Do you move in a kind of sleep? Time has slipped away. Your life is stolen. You tarried with trifles, Victim of your folly.

Dune, dirge for Jamis on the Funeral Plains, from "Songs of Muad'Dib" by the Princess Irulan

The vision of time is broad, but when you pass through it, time becomes a narrow door.

Dune, from "Arrakis Awakening" by the Princess Irulan

What do you despise? By this are you truly known.

Dune, from "Manual of Muad'Dib" by the Princess Irulan

How often it is that the angry man rages denial of what his inner self is telling him.

Dune, "The Collected Sayings of Muad'Dib" by the Princess Irulan

To use raw power is to make yourself infinitely vulnerable to greater powers.

Dune Messiah, Bene Gesserit axiom

Truth suffers from too much analysis.

Dune Messiah, ancient Fremen saying

Written laws are like spiders' webs; they will catch, it is true, the weak and poor, but would be torn in pieces by the rich and powerful.

— Plutarch Parallel Lives ‘Solon’ bk. 5, sect. 2

Knowledge is an unending adventure on the edge of uncertainty.

Children of Dune, Leto II

Every judgement teeters on the brink of error.

Children of Dune, Leto II

The past is always changing, but few realize it.

God Emperor of Dune, Leto II (The Stolen Journals)

Before the Bene Gesserit, the Jesuits were the best at it.

God Emperor of Dune, Leto II

In the shadow of every religion lurks a Torquemada.

God Emperor of Dune, Leto II

The only past which endures lies wordlessly within you.

God Emperor of Dune, Leto II

The best prophets lead you up to the curtain and let you peer through for yourself.

God Emperor of Dune, Leto II (The Stolen Journals)

You have only one awareness here—the screen of the magi: Imagination! Here, you learn what it is to be human. You are a creator of order, of beautiful shapes and systems, an organizer of chaos.

Heretics of Dune, The Atreides Manifesto, Bene Gesserit Archives

It is unsettling to dream another's dreams.

Heretics of Dune, Taraza

There are weapons you cannot hold in your hands. You can only hold them in your mind.

Chapterhouse: Dune, Darwi Odrade to young Miles Teg ghola

You cannot manipulate a marionette with only one string.

Chapterhouse: Dune, The Zensunni Whip

I really hate this damned machine; / I wish that they would sell it / It never does quite what I want / but only what I tell it.

The Compleat Computer by Dennie L. van Tassel

Education is no substitute for intelligence. That elusive quality is defined only in part by puzzle-solving ability. It is in the creation of new puzzles reflecting what your senses report that you round out the definition.

Chapterhouse: Dune, MENTAT TEXT ONE (DECTO)

Many things we do naturally become difficult only when we try to make them intellectual subjects. It is possible to know so much about a subject that you become totally ignorant.

Chapterhouse: Dune, MENTAT TEXT TWO (DICTO)

Videos

Genies of death, patiently awaiting the rubbing of the lamps.

— Carl Sagan, Cosmos

Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

— Carl Sagan, Cosmos

Damn you, quantum physics!

— Loading-Ready-Run, Graham Stark

The world is a sensitive place. You need to use non-denominational festive salutations.

— Loading-Ready-Run, Graham Stark

Not many people know, but after Vatican 2, Hell became kickass!

— Loading-Ready-Run, Graham Stark

I'm sure with the proper training, a bear could probably hold its own in a firefight.

— Loading-Ready-Run, Kathleen De Vere

I'm a woman, and sometimes, that's hard!

— Loading-Ready-Run, Kathleen De Vere

Christmas in Hell is great. Instead of turkey, we have doom!

— Loading-Ready-Run, Paul Saunders

The Universe is notorious for not giving a shit what people think.

— YouTube video

Existence is meaningless, but it doesn't have to be tasteless. Drink Coca-Cola.

— YouTube video

If you can't take the heat, get out of the rocket propulsion test chamber!

Sometimes what we know gets in the way of what could be.

Here's insanity. Here's genius. You're somewhere.

— Robert Herjavec, Shark Tank

He's fine! The dreadlocks saved him!

— YouTube video

Famous people

Ignorance exists in the map, not in the territory.

— Eliezer Yudkowsky

Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation.

— Richard Feynman

You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.

— Winston Churchill

How vain it is to sit down to write when you have not stood up to live.

— Henry David Thoreau

What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind.

— George Berkeley

I would rather understand one cause than be King of Persia.

— Democritus of Abdera

I don't believe in psychology. I believe in good moves.

— Bobby Fischer

I never worry about the future. It comes soon enough.

— Albert Einstein

One can't teach a cat not to catch birds.

— Albert Einstein

I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity.

— Albert Einstein

The important thing is not to stop questioning.

— Albert Einstein

Do what thy manhood bids thee do, from none but self expect applause.

— Richard Francis Burton

How shall the Shown pretend to ken aught of the Showman or the Show?

— Richard Francis Burton

Conquer thyself, till thou hast done this, thou art but a slave; for it is almost as well to be subjected to another's appetite as to thine own.

— Richard Francis Burton

The reading of all good books is like a conversation with the finest men of past centuries.

— René Descartes

We think in generalities, but we live in details.

— Alfred North Whitehead

Dignity consists not in possessing honors, but in the consciousness that we deserve them.

— Aristotle

I just had to take the hypertext idea and connect it to the TCP and DNS ideas and—ta-da!—the World Wide Web.

— Tim Berners-Lee

Nōlī turbāre circulōs meōs!

— Archimedes' last words, upon being disturbed by a Roman soldier in his home

Web comics

Oh! So that's the deal, eh, fellow? Well, why don't we duke it out in a melee battle of fisticuffs?

— BEEPOWER

A fart is just shitting wind.

— BEEPOWER

Don't wipe my memory! I keep all the stuff I remember there!

— Ctrl+Alt+Del, Ethan

Aren't you supposed to follow the Three Laws?

— Ctrl+Alt+Del, Ethan

It's a level eighty female-only persuasion spell. We try not to overuse it.

— Ctrl+Alt+Del, Lilah

If you don't relax your face muscles, you're going to invert your entire skull.

— Ctrl+Alt+Del, Lucas

God is powered by irony.

I must decline your girlish advances, as your brain is filled with sawdust and lies.

I have reservations about reconciling a quantum mechanics thought experiment with Egyptian mythology.

Our bullets to Batmans ratio is fucked.

— Hockey Zombie

The lawyers insisted.

— Jones Avenue

At least it's not polio.

— Jones Avenue

That's what windows and m4d ninja skillz are for.

— MegaTokyo, Largo

Laughter may be the best medicine, but it's no substitute for the Heimlich maneuver.

— Mighty Wombat

I'm so metal I piss mercury.

— MildlyHotPeppers

Every sentence deserves a good save.

— Piled Higher and Deeper, Cecilia

The radiation from your monitor will not replenish you, no matter how long you sit in front of it.

— Piled Higher and Deeper, Mike Slackenerny

File! Exit! Format C! Enter! Yes! Enter!

— Player vs Player, Cole Richards

There are no save points when it comes to ladies, honey.

— Questionable Content, Faye

Apparently knowing someone's name doesn't make it easier to set them on fire with your mind.

— Questionable Content, Faye

You try being funny when your life is flashing before your eyes!

— Questionable Content, Marten Reed

That is what a 404 error feels like.

— Questionable Content, Pintsize

A million people can call the mountains a fiction, yet it need not trouble you as you stand atop them.

— Randall Munroe, xkcd, Beliefs (154)

Some nights typing '*hug*' just doesn't cut it.

— Randall Munroe, xkcd, Far Away (352)

Things are rarely just crazy enough to work, but they're frequently just crazy enough to fail hilariously.

— Randall Munroe, xkcd, The Race: Part 4 (580)

Communicating badly and then acting smug when you're misunderstood is not cleverness.

— Randall Munroe, xkcd, Words that End in GRY (169)

Do not meddle in the affairs of webmasters, for they are subtle and quick to anger.

— Real Life, Greg Dean

I may be full of crap, but it's superior crap.

— Real Life, Tony

My curiosity and patience just ran out simultaneously. Have fun.

— Real Life, Tony

You have bad case of the suffering. Yes. I recommend happiness.

— Sinfest, God

Loserdom is a bottomless pit of infinite lameness.

— Sinfest, Slick

Whoever invented boredom must've been mad at life for being so amazing.

— Sinfest, Squigley

You don't need oxygen when you look this good!

— VG Cats

I am 87% confident you will burst into flames.

Beyond yonder oak is a lady...

— Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal (1290)

Sup dawg, I herd u didn't liek forming babby, but I accidentally in your base.

— Randall Munroe, xkcd, Density (550)

Poems

Their's not to make reply, Their's not to reason why, Their's but to do and die.

— Alfred Tennyson, "The Charge of the Light Brigade"

Every moment dies a man, Every moment one is born.

— Alfred Tennyson, "The Vision of Sin"

Where ignorance is bliss, 'tis folly to be wise.

— Thomas Gray, "Ode on a Distant Prospect of Eton College"

Eternity is in love with the productions of time.

— William Blake, "The Marriage of Heaven and Hell"

Excess of sorrow laughs. Excess of joy weeps.

— William Blake, "The Marriage of Heaven and Hell"

Truth can never be told so as to be understood, and not be believ'd.

— William Blake, "The Marriage of Heaven and Hell"

Though my soul may set in darkness, it will rise in perfect light. I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night.

— Sarah Williams, "The Old Astronomer"

Yesterday upon the stair I met a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today. Oh, how I wish he'd go away.

Essays

The question is how to arrive at your opinions and not what your opinions are.

— Bertrand Russell, Am I An Atheist Or An Agnostic?

There is an artist imprisoned in each one of us. Let him loose to spread joy everywhere.

— Bertrand Russell, 1967

Why don't you let the word 'machine' conjure up images of patterns of dancing light rather than of giant steam shovels?

— Douglas R. Hofstadter, A Coffeehouse Conversation on the Turing Test

Good runners still get tired; they just get tired at higher speeds.

— Paul Graham, Is It Worth Being Wise?

The explanation of a lesser entity in terms of a greater one is a perversion of what it means to explain.

— Peter Atkins, Awesome Versus Adipose

Every pulpit is a pillory, in which stands a hired culprit, defending the justice of his own imprisonment.

— Robert Green Ingersoll, Individuality

Theories are not so much wrong as incomplete.

— Isaac Asimov, The Relativity of Wrong

TV series

Math, my dear boy, is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology.

Family Guy, Peter Griffin

Christians don't believe in gravity.

Family Guy, Peter Griffin

If you squeeze me, I make bad people go away!

Family Guy, Petie the pistol

Well, that activates my hilarity unit.

Futurama, Bender

It will be happened, it shall be going to be happening, it will be was an event that could will have been taken place in the future.

— Red Dwarf, "Future Echoes", Arnold Rimmer

Aaaaah, wire.

Breaking Bad, Jesse Pinkman

The good will cry and the evil will laugh. That's what they say!

Riget

Next time, prepare to take the good with the evil.

Riget, Lars von Trier, every epilogue

If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.

— Carl Sagan, Cosmos

Sanctuary for all. Community for all. Those who arrive survive.

The Walking Dead , Terminus' broadcast

In the desert, things find a way to survive. Secrets are like this, too. They push their way up through the sands of deception, so men can know them.

— X-Files, S02E25, Anasazi, spoken by Albert Hosteen

Éí 'Aaníígóó 'Áhoot'é

— X-Files, S02E25, Anasazi, opening tag line (Navajo for "The Truth is Out There")

Short story

In the Country of the Blind, the One-Eyed Man is King.

— H. G. Wells, The Country of the Blind

The wind was the scream of a great mad bird, as it flapped its immense wings.

— Harlan Ellison, I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream

Arousing from the most profound of slumbers, we break the gossamer web of some dream.

— Edgar Allan Poe, The Pit and the Pendulum

Now I get it.

— John, Understanding Space and Time

Mottos

Ubi dubium, ibi libertas.

— Latin motto

Nullius in verba.

— Motto of the Royal Society (Latin: "Take nobody's word for it.")

Science Finds, Industry Applies, Man Conforms

— Motto of the World's Fair in 1933

Weaving Spiders Come Not Here

— Motto of the Bohemian Grove, taken from Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream

Astra inclinant, sed non obligant.

— Latin motto

Other

To make this mundane world sublime, take half a gram of phanerothyme.

— Aldous Huxley, letter to Humphrey Osmond

Just because you are unique does not mean you are useful.

— deviantART, "Unique" by `krash

I like your tactics. They are similar to mine.

— Even Alander

I'm a 57% pure Homer Simpson ninja.

— Google Current, Conor Knighton

Well, I haven't learned to pick up rocks, which is a very embarrassing thing for a geologist.

— Harrison Schmitt, Apollo 17

Ah! You seen one Earth, you've seen them all.

— Harrison Schmitt, Apollo 17

To fathom hell or soar angelic, just take a pinch of psychedelic.

— Humphrey Osmond, in reply by letter to Aldous Huxley

If an advisor says to me 'My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?', I will reply 'This.' and kill the advisor.

— Peter Anspach, Evil Overlord List

My force-field generators will be located inside the shield they generate.

— Peter Anspach, Evil Overlord List

Douglas Adams thinks space is big; maybe he should have used Asimov's bibliography as an analogy.

— Talk Origins' jargon file

Narrowness of experience leads to narrowness of imagination.

— Rob Pike, "Systems Software Research Is Irrelevant"

They don't think it be like it is, but it do.

— Oscar Gamble

Being prepared to receive what thought is not prepared to think is what deserves the name of thinking.

— Jean-François Lyotard

Take it easy, dude. But, take it!

— Terence McKenna

My life isn't my message, my message is my message.

— Terence McKenna

Wikipedia is always there for you, like a reliable friend with a heroin stash.

— General Bullshit

I was so smart when I was a kid that I learnt that I was dumb fast.

— Charles Manson

Look down at me and you see a fool; look up at me and you see a god; look straight at me and you see yourself.

— Charles Manson

At the chasm of infinity, our cow glances past its precipice, stares down its abyss.

Just as you cannot do very much carpentry with your bare hands, there is not much thinking you can do with your bare brain.

— Bo Dahlbom

What did the tree learn from the earth to be able to talk with the sky?

— Pablo Neruda

09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0

— AACS encryption key

I'd rather be a climbing ape than a falling angel.

— Terry Pratchett

The heavens above do not equal one half of me. Have I been drinking soma?

— Rig Veda

One can see no farther into a generalization than just so far as one's previous acquaintance with particulars enables one to take it.

— Louis Agassiz

I looked for myself in myself and did not find myself.

— Biography of Marie-Alphonse Ratisbonne

But do you wish, Lord, that I should inclose in poor and barren words sentiments which the heart alone can understand?

— Biography of Marie-Alphonse Ratisbonne

We are brothers of the boulders, cousins of the clouds.

— Harlow Shapley

If they were to put me in a barrel, I would shout glory out through the bunghole! Praise the Lord!

— Billy Bray

Thus grief still treads upon the heels of pleasure: Married in haste, we may repent at leisure.

— William Congreve, The Old Bachelor

*puckered lips* *head twitch*

— General Bullshit

Wherever you wander, wherever you roam, be happy and healthy and glad to come home.

— General Bullshit

I can't help praising the Lord. As I go along the street, I lift up one foot, and it seems to say 'Glory'; and I lift up the other, and it seems to say 'Amen'; and so they keep up like that all the time I am walking.

— Billy Bray

Calling all. This is our last cry before our eternal silence.

— The last message sent in Morse by the French.

I am going to a commune in Vermont and will deal with no unit of time shorter than a season.

— Resignation note.

A semaphore is like a nightclub: it has a certain capacity, enforced by a bouncer.

If you don't move your own tongue, no one else will do it.

— General Bullshit

A thirty-two bit extension and graphical shell to a sixteen-bit patch to an eight-bit operating system originally coded for a four-bit microprocessor which was written by a two-bit company that can't stand one bit of competition.

Mind you, the Null Packet is not created by compressing a packet until it disappears into nothingness. Such a compression scheme might not be reversible.

The references have been deleted in order to protect the guilty and avoid enriching the lawyers.

Noe 2 thynges can be moare equalle.

— Robert Recorde, inventor of the equals (=) sign

There is no greater joy than soaring high on the wings of your dreams, except maybe the joy of watching a dreamer who has nowhere to land but in the ocean of reality.

— Demotivational poster

If you are aware that you have made a mistake, then you should repeat your experiment. "Human error" is not a valid source of uncertainty. If you know that you did something "wrong", then why don’t you do it correctly?

When the rubber meets the road, we're really cooking with gas.

— General Bullshit

Some people become so expert at reading between the lines they don't read the lines.

— Margaret Millar

Ec a u7lqć ližć

— My son's "first words".

Always err on the side of what's awesome.

— Brandon Sanderson's Zeroth Law of Magic

I've finally stopped getting dumber.

— Paul Erdős, epitaph

Another roof, another proof.

— Paul Erdős

A mathematician is a machine for turning coffee into theorems.

— Alfréd Rényi

Does the outer space into which we dissolve / taste of us at all?

— Rainer Maria Rilke, "Second Elegy"

If you're going to walk on thin ice, you might as well dance.

— Karin Gillespie

The system will not keep records of who sends for what; otherwise reading becomes a political act.

JBMJ OPEETOVS

— General Bullshit

This specification should be read like all other specifications. First, it should be read cover-to-cover, multiple times. Then, it should be read backwards at least once. Then it should be read by picking random sections from the contents list and following all the cross-references.

Why may not the hand gesticulate to the eye, as well as the tongue articulate to the ear?

— Albert Barnes' Notes on the Bible, "Introduction to Genesis"

As depicted in this flowchart, the scientific method consists of making observations, formulating hypotheses, and designing experiments. A scientist may enter the cycle at any point.

One solution to this is that A = B = 0, but this is the trivial solution from K = 0 and one we ignore since it provides no physical solution to the problem other than the knowledge that 0 = 0, which is not that inspiring of a result.

Attempts to develop a new language by first inventing the grammar and spelling never seem to result in a language that people find useful.

Loo what ſholde a man in thyſe dayes now wryte egges or eyren/ certaynly it is harde to playſe euery man/ by cauſe of dyuerſite ⁊ chaũge of langage.

— William Caxton, "egges" anecdote

Once you've managed to maneuver the car out of the garage, the rest of the trip is easy.

A bird in the hand is like a man in the sand.

— Louis C. K., Live in Houston

P(A|B) = [P(A)*P(B|A)]/P(B), all the rest is commentary.

While Python is not a snake, Java is not coffee, C# is not a musical note, one thing’s for sure. Using these coding icons is just like pressing the F5 key — refreshing.