Contact —

"Cook — Remember to serve the ballerinas only a light supper the night of a performance, lest we have a repeat of little Catherine's unwelcome addition to Thursday night's show. Consider this your first and only warning."

These are the various methods of contacting me, in order of preference. But you may use whichever you prefer:

Xbox Live gamertag
Hermiene (no longer active)
PSN (PlayStation Network) handle
(+47) 46549084 (I will respond in Norwegian, but will revert to English if you speak English. Note also that I'm a stutterer, although it's not that big of a problem)