## Construction

All of these pages are made from scratch in HTML in conjunction with CSS, using TextPad. No WYSIWYG programs like Frontpage or Dreamweaver were involved. This is because I want a clean, structured web site that does not deviate from its main purpose; information. Semantically correct (and clean) code helps while messy, automated code doesn't.

All images on these pages are in the wonderful PNG image format, except for a few that were better suited in JPG. I compress all my PNG images using two small command-line programs called pngrewrite and pngcrush. pngrewrite is located on Jason Summer's web site, and pngcrush is found on Sourceforge.net.

## CSS signature

My site makes use of so-called CSS signatures. On the <body> start-tag of every page is id="hermiene-net". You can use this in combination with contextual selectors to restyle my entire site as you please. If that didn't make sense to you, it doesn't apply to you; I only expect highly interested people to take advantage of this.

Say you don't like the font I use. Change it!

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Does the footer annoy you? Remove it!

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## Favicon

The favicon, a black circle with three smaller cirles embedded within (two white with another black embedded within the largest of the white ones), is the insignia of the Sjet kiith, a fictional political unit in the Homeworld computer game series. (An 816 x 816 PNG version is found here. If, like me, you believe that SVG is the future, here's an SVG version, courtesy of Alexander K. Schrøder.) I chose their insignia as the favicon for my site because I adore their history of science and pascifism. In addition, I have a crush on their greatest neuroscientist, Karan Sjet, who has the cutest voice ever.

## Best viewed with

This site is theoretically best viewed with any user agent, on any operating system, running any thinkable resolution. This is because this site is designed using HTML for describing structure, and CSS for describing presentation. The way it should be done.

That said, there are some browsers I do recommend, and those are Opera, Mozilla, and Mozilla Firefox. Unlike Internet Explorer, these browsers render pages in a much more standard-compliant way.

## Purpose

The purpose of this web site is to spread all (or mostly all) of the information that I find interesting to other people who might find it interesting as well.

## Random quotes

At the top of every page is a randomly generated quote. There are currently 275 quotes. They are as follows:

Quote Source
1. Everything you know is wrong. Black is white, up is down and short is long. "Weird Al" Yankovic - Everything You Know is Wrong
2. A thirty-two bit extension and graphical shell to a sixteen-bit patch to an eight-bit operating system originally coded for a four-bit microprocessor which was written by a two-bit company that can't stand one bit of competition. Jargon File entry on Microsloth Windows
3. At the chasm of infinity, our cow glances past its precipice, stares down its abyss. the sierpinski triangle page to end most sierpinski triangle pages
4. If you can't take the heat, get out of the rocket propulsion test chamber! Freeman's Mind, episode 19
5. The references have been deleted in order to protect the guilty and avoid enriching the lawyers. IETF RFC 1925, The Twelve Networking Truths, References
6. Mind you, the Null Packet is not created by compressing a packet until it disappears into nothingness. Such a compression scheme might not be reversible. IETF RFC 6592, The Null Packet, Introduction
7. ..- -. ... -.-. .-. . .-- A Fall of Moondust
8. The explosives experts had known their job, as is highly desirable that explosives experts should. A Fall of Moondust
9. What the two drank together, between Hilary Term and Michaelmas, might have floated a king's ship. A Tale of Two Cities, Charles Dickens
10. He must not try to understand — only to observe. Understanding would come later, or not at all. Childhood's End, spoken by Jan Rodricks
11. If all artists are abnormal, and all men are artists, we have an interesting syllogism... Childhood's End, spoken by The Inspector
12. A half-read book is a half-finished love affair. Cloud Atlas, Letters from Zedelghem
13. Sometimes the fluffy bunny of incredulity zooms round the bend so rapidly that the greyhound of language is left, agog, in the starting cage. Cloud Atlas, The Ghastly Ordeal of Timothy Cavendish
14. Be prudent; oft the random jest recoils upon the jester's head. Don Quixote
15. Are they gods? Or are they eaters of gods? Imperial Earth, spoken by Karl Helmer
16. Beware of had-I-wyst, whose fine brings care and smart. Paradise of Dainty Devices, poem by S. Barnards
17. When I talk about myself, all sorts of other factors — values, standards, my own limitations — make me, the narrator, select and eliminate things about me, the narratee. Sputnik Sweetheart
18. Understanding is but the sum of our misunderstandings. Sputnik Sweetheart, Sumire
19. DIASPAR WAS NOT ALWAYS THUS The City and the Stars
20. Judge me by my deeds, though they are few, rather than my words, though they are many. The City and the Stars, Khedron the Jester
21. It is lovely to watch the coloured shadows on the planets of eternal light. The City and the Stars, The Master's last words
22. I one of all other without philosophy, / Have shaped for many a philosophical city. Utopia, Thomas More
23. The pleasures of the mind lie in knowledge, and in that delight which the contemplation of truth carries with it. Utopia, Thomas More
24. Thought in movement has for its only conceivable motive the attainment of belief, or thought at rest. Varieties of Religious Experience
25. Give me an analysis, Joey... Beneath a Steel Sky, Foster
26. You saw the blades; what did you think was gonna happen? BloodRayne 2, Rayne
27. May the road rise to meet your feet, Mr. Member. Commander Keen: Secret of the Oracle, Keen
28. A crowbar. Hit someone or something with it. Repeat. Deus Ex, description for crowbar
29. Defenestrated during the Night of Flung Shutters. Dishonored, plaque in High Overseer's palace
30. Far distant eyes look out through yours. Half-Life 2, Vortigaunt
31. Gallum galla gilla ma. Half-Life 2, Vortigaunt
32. How many are there in you? Whose hopes and dreams do you encompass? Half-Life 2, Vortigaunt
34. Names are for friends, so I don't need one. Hitman: Blood Money, Agent 47
35. All that moves is easily heard in the void. Homeworld, The Bentusi
36. They're everywhere! Marathon
37. Somewhere in the heavens... they are waiting. Marathon
38. If a large bomb is allowed to detonate in the Engineering Section, the Marathon would be ^&2~<Colloquialism Search Error #F9C> Marathon, on clearing the level Bob-B-Q
39. Frog blast the vent core! Marathon, simulacrum B.O.B.
40. We're two friends who haven't seen each other since college. Remember that time so-and-so did that thing? Haha! Mass Effect, Gianna Parasini
41. Tell me what I want or I'll blast your virtual ass into actual dust! Mass Effect, Krogan warrior
42. Oh, I'm just too good for my own bad self. Hello, Earth. Who's your daddy? Why, yes, I am. MDK2, Scwang Scwing
43. Hidden so deep in veils of deceit, imprisoned in twisting spells. / Are we the plaything of fiends, or merely the dreams that we're telling ourselves, telling ourselves? NieR, Ashes of Dreams
44. Wanted: Bullet catchers and grenade testers. Apply in person to General Dripik. Qualified recruits only. Oddworld: Abe's Exoddus, LCD poster
45. A little hard work never killed anyone important. Oddworld: Abe's Oddysee, LCD poster
46. Don't play with your food, unless it plays with you first. Oddworld: Abe's Oddysee, LCD poster
47. If fate frowns, we all perish. Penumbra: Overture
48. Ooh, that thing has numbers on it. Portal
49. When aren't they heavily armed? Ratchet & Clank: Tools of Destruction, Ratchet
50. A saved-game file takes about 20 Kbytes on disk, so be sure you've got room for it somewhere. Scarab of Ra for the Macintosh
51. Literature might call them ghosts. I call them self-hypnotic defects in the R-grade unit. System Shock 2, Dr. Janice Polito
52. A thousand eyes look. System Shock 2, Human/Annelid Hybrid
53. That's the TriOptimum way! System Shock 2, Protocol Droid
54. Look at you, Hacker… A pathetic creature of meat and bone. Panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine? System Shock 2, SHODAN
55. What is a drop of rain compared to the storm? What is a thought compared to a mind? System Shock 2, The Many
56. Glory to the flesh. Glory to the mass. System Shock 2, Xerxes
57. This elevator serves me alone. I have complete control over this entire level. With cameras as my eyes and nodes as my hands, I rule here, insect. System Shock, SHODAN
58. I am Quater. Read my words, and be my friend. The Neverhood, first words of the preamble to the Neverhood Chronicles
59. With how hard my head's pounding, I think they opened my skull and crawled out of my nightmares. Thief (reboot), random guard commenting on where he thinks the Abominations came from
60. In time of peril, breaketh glass. Thief 2: The Metal Age, plaque above emergency supplies, Precious Cargo
61. Let thine arrow fly into mine crystal eye. Thief 2: The Metal Age, plaque under a painting in Shipping... and Receiving
62. There is nothing so promising as the opening of a book. There is nothing so final as its shutting. Thief: Deadly Shadows, Keeper Scribe Lessons, Part 4
63. When are they gonna bring me my dinner, that's what I want to know. When are they gonna bring me my dinner? Thief: The Dark Project, Anonymous Guard
65. ALARUS Thief: The Dark Project, Down In The Bonehoard
66. EDINE Thief: The Dark Project, Down In The Bonehoard
67. MARAD Thief: The Dark Project, Down In The Bonehoard
68. Hammer, anvil, forge and fire, chase away The Hoof'ed Liar. / Roof and doorway, block and beam, chase The Trickster from our dreams. Thief: The Dark Project, Hammerite chant
69. Cook — Remember to serve the ballerinas only a light supper the night of a performance, lest we have a repeat of little Catherine's unwelcome addition to Thursday night's show. Consider this your first and only warning. Thief: The Dark Project, Mr. Cribs, Director of Music
70. Keeper brethren — stand not against us lest you feel the sting of ignorance's barbs. Thief: The Dark Project, on the map for Songs of the Caverns
71. Hadst I a hammer, wouldst I hammer in the morning. Wouldst I hammer in the evening, all over this land. Thief: The Dark Project, Strange Bedfellows, book in library
72. The stone cannot know why the chisel cleaves it; the iron cannot know why the fire scorches it. When thy life is cleft and scorched, when death and despair leap at thee, beat not thy breast and curse thy evil fate, but thank the Builder for the trials that shape thee. Thief: The Dark Project, Strange Bedfellows, briefing
73. To use thy chisel is to blunt its edge 'gainst the stone. To not use thy chisel is to waste its edge. Thief: The Dark Project, Undercover, book in library
74. What is a tree but a tower that withers and dies? What is a pond but a cistern that stagnates and fills with muck? What is a patch of ground but a road which cracks and washes away? Thief: The Dark Project, Undercover, book in library
75. Here lies the unhappy Brother Dale: buried here as a symbol of lessons not learned. Thief: The Dark Project, Undercover, plaque in graveyard
76. Death by irony is always painful. Tomb Raider: Legend, Lara Croft
77. PRIORITY OVER-RIDE. NEW BEHAVIOR DICTATED. MUST BREAK TARGET INTO COMPONENT MATERIALS. Ur-Quan Masters, Slylandro probe
78. This is a place for crazy people. I'm not crazy. 12 Monkeys
79. I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do. 2001, HAL
80. I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that. 2001, HAL
81. Another helpful hint for living. A Boy and His Dog, propaganda speaker
82. Why, Lord, did you encapsulate so transcendent a composer in the body of an asshole? Amadeus, Antonio Salieri
83. From the multiplication tables to calculus in less than an hour. It's like five years at Caltech in less than fifteen seconds! Colossus: The Forbin Project
84. I'm an average nobody. I get to live the rest of my life like a schnook. Goodfellas, spoken by Henry Hill
85. I need a computer! Johnny Mnemonic, Johnny
86. One is glad to be of service. The Bicentennial Man, Andrew
87. Piety is not what the lessons bring to people, it's the mistakes they bring to the lessons. The Man From Earth, John Oldman
88. What if a man from the Upper Paleolithic survived until the present day? The Man From Earth, John Oldman
89. I know Kung Fu. The Matrix, Thomas A. Anderson
90. Zac Hobson, July 5th. One: there has been a malfunction in Project Flashlight with devastating results. Two: it seems I am the only person left on Earth. The Quiet Earth
91. Aaaaah, wire. Breaking Bad, Jesse Pinkman
92. Christians don't believe in gravity. Family Guy, Peter Griffin
93. Math, my dear boy, is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology. Family Guy, Peter Griffin
94. If you squeeze me, I make bad people go away! Family Guy, Petie the pistol
95. Well, that activates my hilarity unit. Futurama, Bender
96. The good will cry and the evil will laugh. That's what they say! Riget
97. Next time, prepare to take the good with the evil. Riget, Lars von Trier, every epilogue
98. Sanctuary for all. Community for all. Those who arrive survive. The Walking Dead , Terminus' broadcast
99. 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 AACS encryption key
100. I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity. Albert Einstein
101. I never worry about the future. It comes soon enough. Albert Einstein
102. One can't teach a cat not to catch birds. Albert Einstein
103. The important thing is not to stop questioning. Albert Einstein
104. Words are uttered, but fail to enlighten. Aldous Huxley, Doors of Perception
105. To make this mundane world sublime, take half a gram of phanerothyme. Aldous Huxley, letter to Humphrey Osmond
106. Their's not to make reply, Their's not to reason why, Their's but to do and die. Alfred Tennyson, "The Charge of the Light Brigade"
107. Every moment dies a man, Every moment one is born. Alfred Tennyson, "The Vision of Sin"
108. I have honestly endeavored not to laugh at the actions of men, nor to bemoan them, nor to abhor them, but to understand them. Baruch Spinoza, Tractatus Politicus
109. A fart is just shitting wind. BEEPOWER
110. Oh! So that's the deal, eh, fellow? Well, why don't we duke it out in a melee battle of fisticuffs? BEEPOWER
111. There is an artist imprisoned in each one of us. Let him loose to spread joy everywhere. Bertrand Russell, 1967
112. The question is how to arrive at your opinions and not what your opinions are. Bertrand Russell, Am I An Atheist Or An Agnostic?
113. I can't help praising the Lord. As I go along the street, I lift up one foot, and it seems to say 'Glory'; and I lift up the other, and it seems to say 'Amen'; and so they keep up like that all the time I am walking. Billy Bray
114. If they were to put me in a barrel, I would shout glory out through the bunghole! Praise the Lord! Billy Bray
115. But do you wish, Lord, that I should inclose in poor and barren words sentiments which the heart alone can understand? Biography of Marie-Alphonse Ratisbonne
116. I looked for myself in myself and did not find myself. Biography of Marie-Alphonse Ratisbonne
117. Make a joke and I will sigh and you will laugh and I will cry. Black Sabbath, "Paranoid"
118. Come on baby. (And she had no fear.) And she ran to him. (Then they started to fly.) They looked backward and said goodbye. (She had become like they are.) She had taken his hand. Blue Öyster Cult, "Don't Fear the Reaper"
119. Just as you cannot do very much carpentry with your bare hands, there is not much thinking you can do with your bare brain. Bo Dahlbom
120. The love the liveliest, the life the lovliest. Bob Crosby, "Way Back Home"
121. How many years can a mountain exist before it is washed to the sea? Bob Dylan, "Blowin' in the Wind"
122. One push of the button and a shot the world wide. / And you never ask questions when God's on your side Bob Dylan, "With God On Our Side"
123. I don't believe in psychology. I believe in good moves. Bobby Fischer
124. Not all bits have equal value. Carl Sagan, Cosmos
125. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. Carl Sagan, Cosmos
126. Genies of death, patiently awaiting the rubbing of the lamps. Carl Sagan, Cosmos
127. If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe. Carl Sagan, Cosmos
128. From somewhere, a transmission... Cave Story
129. I was so smart when I was a kid that I learnt that I was dumb fast. Charles Manson
130. Look down at me and you see a fool; look up at me and you see a god; look straight at me and you see yourself. Charles Manson
131. To the dumb question 'Why me?' the cosmos barely bothers to return the reply: Why not? Christopher Hitchens, Mortality
132. Aren't you supposed to follow the Three Laws? Ctrl+Alt+Del, Ethan
133. Don't wipe my memory! I keep all the stuff I remember there! Ctrl+Alt+Del, Ethan
134. It's a level eighty female-only persuasion spell. We try not to overuse it. Ctrl+Alt+Del, Lilah
135. If you don't relax your face muscles, you're going to invert your entire skull. Ctrl+Alt+Del, Lucas
136. I would rather understand one cause than be King of Persia. Democritus of Abdera
137. Just because you are unique does not mean you are useful. deviantART, "Unique" by `krash
138. Why don't you let the word 'machine' conjure up images of patterns of dancing light rather than of giant steam shovels? Douglas R. Hofstadter, A Coffeehouse Conversation on the Turing Test
139. God is powered by irony. Dresden Codak, Kimiko Ross, Secular Heaven
140. I have reservations about reconciling a quantum mechanics thought experiment with Egyptian mythology. Dresden Codak, Kimiko Ross, Trouble In Memphis
141. I must decline your girlish advances, as your brain is filled with sawdust and lies. Dresden Codak, Kimiko Ross, Anagoge Starring Tiny Carl Jung
142. I am 87% confident you will burst into flames. Dresden Codak, Kimiko Ross, Advanced Dungeons & Discourse
143. Arousing from the most profound of slumbers, we break the gossamer web of some dream. Edgar Allan Poe, The Pit and the Pendulum
144. Ignorance exists in the map, not in the territory. Eliezer Yudkowsky
145. I like your tactics. They are similar to mine. Even Alander
146. We don't like it when the city pigeons break wings. When the pigeons break wings, then we can't get down. Evil Nine - Crooked
147. I'm the voice inside your head you refuse to hear. / I'm the face that you have to face, mirrorin' your stare. Foo Fighters - The Pretender
148. So I'm watchin' and I'm waitin' / Hopin' for the best / Even think I'll go to prayin' / Every time I hear 'em sayin' / That there's no way to delay / That trouble comin' every day Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention, Trouble Every Day
149. What will you do if the people you knew were the plastic that melted, and the chromium too? Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention, Who Are The Brain Police
150. *puckered lips* *head twitch* General Bullshit
151. He's fine! The dreadlocks saved him! General Bullshit
152. Holding a key, you may infer the existence of a lock. However, do not make the mistake of assuming that yours is the only key. General Bullshit
153. If it is to close your eyes that you seek, to become deaf to the truth, to dismiss the obvious - then you have succeeded most thoroughly. General Bullshit
154. If you don't move your own tounge, no one else will do it. General Bullshit
155. There's a fine line between serenity and ennui. General Bullshit
156. Wherever you wander, wherever you roam, be happy and healthy and glad to come home. General Bullshit
157. Wikipedia is always there for you, like a reliable friend with a heroin stash. General Bullshit
158. Your arm's only physical when you're thinking about it. General Bullshit
159. What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind. George Berkeley
160. You don't have to know to understand, if you come from a faraway star. If you feel like a stranger in a strange land, that's probably who you are. Gong - Escape Control Delete
161. If you really wanna see inside your mind, / open every door you find. Gong - Pinkle Ponkle
162. I'm a 57% pure Homer Simpson ninja. Google Current, Conor Knighton
163. The wheel is turning and you can't slow down. / You can't let go and you can't hold on. / You can't go back and you can't stand still. / If the thunder don't get you then the lightnin' will. Grateful Dead - The Wheel
164. In the Country of the Blind, the One-Eyed Man is King. H. G. Wells, The Country of the Blind
165. The wind was the scream of a great mad bird, as it flapped its immense wings. Harlan Ellison, I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
166. We are brothers of the boulders, cousins of the clouds. Harlow Shapley
167. Ah! You seen one Earth, you've seen them all. Harrison Schmitt, Apollo 17
168. Well, I haven't learned to pick up rocks, which is a very embarrassing thing for a geologist. Harrison Schmitt, Apollo 17
169. Everyone is guilty, though not everyone is bad. Hawkwind, "Festivals"
170. How vain it is to sit down to write when you have not stood up to live. Henry David Thoreau
171. If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Henry David Thoreau, Walden
172. There are a thousand hacking at the branches of evil to one who is striking at the root. Henry David Thoreau, Walden
173. Simplicity in operation—because the masses are not mechanics. Henry Ford, My Life and Work
174. Our bullets to Batmans ratio is fucked. Hockey Zombie
175. To fathom hell or soar angelic, just take a pinch of psychedelic. Humphrey Osmond, in reply by letter to Aldous Huxley
176. Star X, spectral class G0, 4 planets plus debris. Isaac Asimov, View from a Height, By Jove!
177. Theories are not so much wrong as incomplete. Isaac Asimov, The Relativity of Wrong
178. INSUFFICIENT DATA FOR MEANINGFUL ANSWER Isaac Asimov, The Last Question
179. Sometimes what we know gets in the way of what could be. Jay Silver, TED Talk, Hack a banana, make a keyboard!
180. Being prepared to receive what thought is not prepared to think is what deserves the name of thinking. Jean-François Lyotard
181. Now I get it. John, Understanding Space and Time
182. At least it's not polio. Jones Avenue
183. The lawyers insisted. Jones Avenue
184. A semaphore is like a nightclub: it has a certain capacity, enforced by a bouncer. Joseph Albahari, Threading in C#
185. The dead escape death in heaven, and the living escape life in dreams. Kabe, Look to Windward
186. If you wish to study a granfalloon, just remove the skin of a toy balloon. Kurt Vonnegut, Cat's Cradle
187. Tiger got to hunt, Bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, "Why, why, why?" Tiger got to sleep, Bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand. Kurt Vonnegut, Cat's Cradle
188. We do, doodley do, doodley do, doodley do / what we must, muddily must, muddily must, muddily must. / Muddily do, muddily do, muddily do, muddily do / until we bust, bodily bust, bodily bust, bodily bust. Kurt Vonnegut, Cat's Cradle
189. Ubi dubium, ibi libertas. Latin motto
190. So the world is spinning faster. Are you dizzy when you're stoned? Let the music be your master. Will you heed the master's call? Led Zeppelin, Houses of the Holy
191. Talk and song from tongues of lilting grace, whose sounds caress my ear. / But not a word I heard could I relate, the story was quite clear. Led Zeppelin, Kashmir
192. Dear Lord, forgive me the sin of arrogance, and Lord, by arrogance I mean the following... Leon Lederman, The God Particle, The theoretician's prayer
195. The world is a sensitive place. You need to use non-denominational festive salutations. Loading-Ready-Run, Graham Stark
197. I'm sure with the proper training, a bear could probably hold its own in a firefight. Loading-Ready-Run, Kathleen De Vere
199. One can see no farther into a generalization than just so far as one's previous acquaintance with particulars enables one to take it. Louis Agassiz
200. Could you condemn a man if your faith he doesn't hold? / Say the colour of his skin is the colour of his soul? Manfred Mann Chapter Three - Mister You're A Better Man Than I
201. Could you tell a wise man by the way he speaks or spells? / Is this more important than the stories that he tells? Manfred Mann Chapter Three - Mister You're A Better Man Than I
202. I'm a clown without a circus. There's no one to see my act. / I can laugh and sing and stand on my head. Nobody knows where I'm at. Manfred Mann's Earth Band - Circles
203. My frozen toes are beginning to melt, I believe I'm catching a cold. / Got oil on my feathers and I can't fly, I gotta get back to your love. Manfred Mann's Earth Band - Circles
204. Man, man, your time is sand. Your ways are leaves upon the sea. / I am the eyes of Nostradamus; all your ways are known to me. Manfred Mann's Earth Band - Eyes of Nostradamus
205. Just no place to run and hide. Time is right for quittin' time. Manfred Mann's Earth Band - Time Is Right
206. Among the most dangerous of the denizens of the catacombs below our land is the Invisible Seeker. None have ever seen one of these horrific slayers, for they are—as their name implies—unseeable. Their presence is usually first detected when open wounds suddenly begin appearing on the body of a victim. Manual of Ultima 1: The First Age of Darkness, description of Invisible Seeker
207. There is a river in the ocean. Matthew Fontaine Maury, Physical Geography of the Seas and Its Meteorology
208. That's what windows and m4d ninja skillz are for. MegaTokyo, Largo
209. Laughter may be the best medicine, but it's no substitute for the Heimlich maneuver. Mighty Wombat
210. I'm so metal I piss mercury. MildlyHotPeppers
211. Weaving Spiders Come Not Here Motto of the Bohemian Grove, taken from Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream
212. Nullius in verba. Motto of the Royal Society (Latin: "Take nobody's word for it.")
213. Science Finds, Industry Applies, Man Conforms Motto of the World's Fair in 1933
214. The doors of heaven and hell are adjacent and identical. Nikos Kazantzakis, The Last Temptation of Christ
215. Leave your armor behind. / Free your vulnerable mind. Oceanlab - I Am What I Am
216. You've got your own homegrown philosophy. / It works for you, but please don't try to make it work for me. Oceanlab - I Am What I Am
217. They don't think it be like it is, but it do. Oscar Gamble
218. What did the tree learn from the earth to be able to talk with the sky? Pablo Neruda
219. Good runners still get tired; they just get tired at higher speeds. Paul Graham, Is It Worth Being Wise?
220. Is this bass really strong enough? Pendulum - Slam
221. If an advisor says to me 'My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?', I will reply 'This.' and kill the advisor. Peter Anspach, Evil Overlord List
222. My force-field generators will be located inside the shield they generate. Peter Anspach, Evil Overlord List
223. The explanation of a lesser entity in terms of a greater one is a perversion of what it means to explain. Peter Atkins, Awesome Versus Adipose
224. The Internet is filled with people trying to make a name for themselves by breaking your code, crashing your site, posting inappropriate content, and otherwise making your day interesting. PHP manual, General security considerations
225. Every sentence deserves a good save. Piled Higher and Deeper, Cecilia
226. The radiation from your monitor will not replenish you, no matter how long you sit in front of it. Piled Higher and Deeper, Mike Slackenerny
227. File! Exit! Format C! Enter! Yes! Enter! Player vs Player, Cole Richards
228. The bell that rings inside your mind / is challenging the doors of time. Queen - A Kind Of Magic
229. Apparently knowing someone's name doesn't make it easier to set them on fire with your mind. Questionable Content, Faye
230. There are no save points when it comes to ladies, honey. Questionable Content, Faye
231. You try being funny when your life is flashing before your eyes! Questionable Content, Marten Reed
232. That is what a 404 error feels like. Questionable Content, Pintsize
233. A million people can call the mountains a fiction, yet it need not trouble you as you stand atop them. Randall Munroe, xkcd, Beliefs (154)
234. Sup dawg, I herd u didn't liek forming babby, but I accidentally in your base. Randall Munroe, xkcd, Density (550)
235. Some nights typing '*hug*' just doesn't cut it. Randall Munroe, xkcd, Far Away (352)
236. Things are rarely just crazy enough to work, but they're frequently just crazy enough to fail hilariously. Randall Munroe, xkcd, The Race: Part 4 (580)
237. Communicating badly and then acting smug when you're misunderstood is not cleverness. Randall Munroe, xkcd, Words that End in GRY (169)
238. Do not meddle in the affairs of webmasters, for they are subtle and quick to anger. Real Life, Greg Dean
239. I may be full of crap, but it's superior crap. Real Life, Tony
240. My curiosity and patience just ran out simultaneously. Have fun. Real Life, Tony
241. It will be happened, it shall be going to be happening, it will be was an event that could will have been taken place in the future. Red Dwarf, "Future Echoes", Arnold Rimmer
242. I am going to a commune in Vermont and will deal with no unit of time shorter than a season. Resignation note.
243. Words are our servants, not our masters. Richard Dawkins, The Blind Watchmaker
244. There is no obvious limit to human gullibility. Richard Dawkins, The Devil's Chaplain
245. We are going to die, and that makes us the lucky ones. Most people are never going to die because they are never going to be born. Richard Dawkins, Unweaving the Rainbow
246. Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation. Richard Feynman
247. Conquer thyself, till thou hast done this, thou art but a slave; for it is almost as well to be subjected to another's appetite as to thine own. Richard Francis Burton
248. Do what thy manhood bids thee do, from none but self expect applause. Richard Francis Burton
249. How shall the Shown pretend to ken aught of the Showman or the Show? Richard Francis Burton
250. The heavens above do not equal one half of me. Have I been drinking soma? Rig Veda
251. Narrowness of experience leads to narrowness of imagination. Rob Pike, "Systems Software Research Is Irrelevant"
252. Every pulpit is a pillory, in which stands a hired culprit, defending the justice of his own imprisonment. Robert Green Ingersoll, Individuality
253. Here's insanity. Here's genius. You're somewhere. Robert Herjavec, Shark Tank
254. Noe 2 thynges can be moare equalle. Robert Recorde, inventor of the equals (=) sign
255. Though my soul may set in darkness, it will rise in perfect light. I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Sarah Williams, "The Old Astronomer"
256. Beyond yonder oak is a lady... Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal (1290)
257. You have bad case of the suffering. Yes. I recommend happiness. Sinfest, God
258. Loserdom is a bottomless pit of infinite lameness. Sinfest, Slick
259. Whoever invented boredom must've been mad at life for being so amazing. Sinfest, Squigley
260. The soup of life is salty enough without adding tears to it. Spoken by Visquile quoting a Sysan saying, Look to Windward
261. Douglas Adams thinks space is big; maybe he should have used Asimov's bibliography as an analogy. Talk Origins' jargon file
262. My life isn't my message, my message is my message. Terence McKenna
263. Take it easy, dude. But, take it! Terence McKenna
264. I'd rather be a climbing ape than a falling angel. Terry Pratchett
265. Calling all. This is our last cry before our eternal silence. The last message sent in Morse by the French.
266. Where ignorance is bliss, 'tis folly to be wise. Thomas Gray, "Ode on a Distant Prospect of Eton College"
267. You don't need oxygen when you look this good! VG Cats
268. Eternity is in love with the productions of time. William Blake, "The Marriage of Heaven and Hell"
269. Excess of sorrow laughs. Excess of joy weeps. William Blake, "The Marriage of Heaven and Hell"
270. Truth can never be told so as to be understood, and not be believ'd. William Blake, "The Marriage of Heaven and Hell"
271. Thus grief still treads upon the heels of pleasure: Married in haste, we may repent at leisure. William Congreve, The Old Bachelor
272. Yesterday upon the stair I met a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today. Oh, how I wish he'd go away. William Hughes Mearns, "Antigonish"
273. You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life. Winston Churchill
274. Existence is meaningless, but it doesn't have to be tasteless. Drink Coca-Cola. YouTube video
275. The Universe is notorious for not giving a shit what people think. YouTube video